Let’s be frank, the Marmite cereal bars were pretty awful. The only person that I’ve met who liked them was a Marmite hater. But, Marmite lovers, fear not! Their latest product ‘Marmite chocolate’ is a hit. I ate an entire bar in bed last night. It’s smooth with slightly granular salty yeasty bits. It’s counter-intuitive, a flavour mash-up, it’s a zodiac mind warp, your brain and tongue gets jarred in a yes/no conflict, it messes up your world view, nothing is as it was, everything has changed, it’s psychedelicious!
Loving the packaging….very peculiar! Am dreaming of Marmite chocolate mousse….
Available from October 4th at department stores including BHS, Debenhams and Robert Dyas for £3 a bar!