What do you mean? I ask.
Well only you, grandpa, grandma, my best friend and my ex-boyfriend care.
What do you expect… a card signed by the whole class ?
Yes. Laughs. Well I’ve texted loads of people to say I’m ill and they don’t even care. They don’t reply. I mean, just cos I hate everyone… …. she leaves this hanging.
How selfish of them. I commiserate, dryly.
Well this is not going to help my misanthropy is it?