I’m a Londoner but with an important distinction…I’m a North Londoner. I know Paris better than I know South London. The river Thames is an almost insurmountable barrier between the two sides. I come from mixed parentage: dad’s a North Londoner and mum is from…Streatham. It was always clear in my family which parent came from the cool part of London and which came from an area considered slightly naff.
“Did you bring your passport?”
“No” I replied “but I was advised on Twitter (by @hollowlegs) to wear a stab-proof vest!”
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