“yes my daughter is becoming quite professional as a waitress now. It’s great, it’s like work experience every week…”
Little did I know…
“What we really liked was the service. It was comedic. Your daughter’s response when we asked if we should open our wine (for apparently she’d merely handed over the bottle and corkscrew) was… ‘Whatever’. When we asked where we should sit… ‘whatever’.
“Yes I asked for another bottle of wine. Then I went to the toilet. Your daughter handed over the bottle to me as I was entering the toilet. I suggested that she put it on the table.”
“I liked hearing your tiff in the kitchen. You telling her off and her rolling her eyes as soon as your back was turned”.
“Yeah well, you are just in the way. I mean shut up yeah. It’s none of your business. You aren’t helping.”