When my daughter was small, I looked for part-time work from home. I did loads of jobs, anything really, but the one that lasted the longest was doing astrological charts over the phone. I was taught astrology by my mother.
‘you can’t afford this. In fact I predict that if you continue to call me or others like me, you will end up broke’.
‘I’m sorry but under the rules I cannot do this chart‘ I said.
There was a small silence.
‘Actually it’s my dog.‘ Then, pleading, ‘please do his chart, I really want to know his future’
‘Strong Jupiter: very optimistic cheerful nature’ I said.
‘YESS!’ said his owner ‘always wagging his tail’
‘Date, time and place of birth?’
‘Don’t you know?‘ sneered the voice ‘call yourself a psychic?’‘No I don’t actually, I’m an astrologer. If you don’t give me this information then we might as well terminate this call‘ I’d snap back.