Therefore the kind of people who employ ghost writers are:
- Chefs whose skill is kinetic, synaesthetic, they work with their hands, nose and eyes, they translate the flavours in their head to the plate. This very talent can mean that they are often virtually illiterate. Bill Buford in his book ‘Heat’ (definitely worth buying if you haven’t got it) mentions Marco Pierre White had a photographic memory for plating but could barely write a sentence. Some chefs only got into food because they were offered a choice between a young offenders prison and a catering course, although perhaps that’s changed now that posh people have decided it’s ok to work in food.
- Beautiful women/models: we tend to think being visually appealing is effortless. They just wake up, shake their gorgeous mane into place, shrug on something tight and clamber out of bed on their long coltish legs and head towards the kitchen. Yes they have a few genetic advantages over the rest of us but attractiveness, is hard work in itself. For a start, imagine being on a diet for the rest of your life! Nothing tastes as good as thin feels, my arse! (My big fat arse.) Thin never feels as good as tasting lots of food in my greedy and not terribly humble opinion.
- Actors, soap actresses and presenters, who perform well on camera. Having done some TV I can tell you this is by no means easy. The hardest thing in the world is to be vibrant, warm, friendly and natural in front of the camera. Wariness, suspicion, the defences that we’ve all nurtured over the years to cope with life, the camera sees it all, behind the eyes. Although he’s not an actor, this is why Jamie Oliver is a genius, he makes it all look so straightforward.
But, it seems to me that there is no shame in not being able to write, merely that, in the age of internet transparency, it would be good if there was more honesty about this. There’s been some interesting talk about this in the United States. Gwyneth Paltrow claims she wrote her book, but people in the know beg to differ. But, in part due to the skill of the ghost writer, the sleb writer believes they aren’t lying because they really are convinced that they wrote their book. The good ghost writer inhabits the skin of the celebrity, takes notes, edits and sorts out their thoughts, they write what they think the celebrity would have written. I’m not sure that worshipping famous people is healthy for society either: while gazing at their heavily air-brushed photos, we are led to believe that celebrities are brilliant at everything. I’m sure this makes people depressed and inadequate. But hey, that’s capitalism innit? Making people unhappy so that they spend more.
Sometimes these ghosted books even win awards while genuine cookbook writers do not. So why not bring this out into the open and have a best ghost-written book award! I heard that Heston Blumenthal insisted that his ghost writer also got an award when he won a prize at the Guild of Food Writers for his book. Now that’s fair play.
Jerusalem The Israeli Yotam Ottolenghi and his Palestinian partner Sami Tamimi has done more to change the middle class dinner party than any other chefs over the last five years. Suddenly we are all using pomegranate syrup, za’atar and sumac, throwing together roast butternut squash, cracked wheat, charred aubergine, burrata and lentils. To say to your guests ‘I’ve cooked something from Ottolenghi’ marks you out as a chic but casual cook. Their work has had an effect also on how we perceive vegetarian food: thanks to them it’s now colourful, vibrant, tasty, modern, international. It’s no longer brown squat slop.
I went to Jerusalem earlier this year, only for half a day, but I’d love to return. It’s an old soul of a city with many food tales sheltering in the shadows of its alleyways. I slung thin dough over a steel counter in the cave-like tenebre of Zalatimo, where you drink Turkish coffee, mint tea and eat mutabbaq, a thin pastry with sweet cheese, pistachios and sugar syrup. It was hard to make, you need years of practise but an easy recipe with ready-made filo is provided here.
This book talks about the hummus wars, for while some complain that the Israelis have appropriated this Middle Eastern dish, it’s also a symbol of peace, breaking pitta bread together…and dipping it.
The book also contains recipes sourced from the Jewish and Arab diaspora who populate Jerusalem; for instance, unusual Georgian recipes such as Khachapuri which I mean to try. The book also contains lovely travel photography by Adam Hinton and food photography by Jonathan Lovekin.
For similar also see The New book of Israeli food by Janna Gur, one of Israels foremost cookery writers.
Confessions of a Kitchen Rebbetzin, which doesn’t seem to be available in the UK, a humorous and entertaining kosher cook book was sent to me after my trip to Israel. A ‘rebbetzin’ is an orthodox Jewish woman who covers her hair. The author is Gil Hovav who I’ve since found out is the Israeli Jamie Oliver, a TV chef. I must admit, I was under the impression that the book was written by a woman! Can you imagine Jamie Oliver pretending to write ‘in drag’ effectively and take on the character of a devout housewife?
Faviken by Magnus Nillsen. This book is a good read for chefs and restaurateurs, but it’s not a book to cook from. It’s more of an idea, to get a feel for the direction of modern Scandinavian food. Pretty children’s story book cloth cover and good photographs.
I recommend reputed food writer Catherine Phipps’ Pressure Cooker Cookbook I do like specialist books, focusing on one ingredient or one technique. Catherine’s quietly competent book has tons of inviting and most importantly, thoroughly tested recipes, but has only one drawback, you need to possess a pressure cooker. I hope to rectify my lack of one soon. Having a pressure cooker makes financial and environmental sense when energy is so expensive.
Polpo I love the design of this book, the deconstructed build of it, the nude spine visible, enabling it to be laid flat. Russell Norman, the restaurateur/ author is the guy that made the Venetian word ‘cichetti’ almost as widely known as ‘tapas’. It’s all the same thing really, small sharing plates. The recipes are simple, in fact there are quite a few pages on different types of bruschetta which, lets face it, is basically things on toast, but you are likely to cook from it.
The art of pasta by Lucio Galleto and David Dale. This beautiful produced book by two Australian chefs surprised me because at first glance, who needs another book on pasta? Everybody knows how to cook pasta don’t they? (Actually my daughter has just started university and she’s been shocked to see how her flatmates cook. One girl put uncooked pasta, a jar of ready made sauce and some hot water from a kettle in a baking tray and shoved it in the oven. ‘How was it?’ I asked. ‘Not bad actually’ said the teen.) This book taught me new pasta recipes and inspired me to lust after a pasta stamp to make ‘corzetti’. It also contains fantastic watercolour drawings by Luke Sciberras, so nice to see some art as well as photography in a cookbook.
Veggie burgers every which way by Lukas Volger. Again this is a single subject cookbook by an American cook and writer. There are pages of variations on the veggie burger and some good sides such as quick pink pickled onion slices. It’s rare I look at every page of a cookbook and want to cook from it. This is one.
Here I am recommending a couple of gardening books too as presents for Christmas: The Urban Kitchen Gardener by Tom Moggach, lots of useful tips for city gardeners. Some new ideas: growing fresh coriander seeds (The Secret Garden Club is having a ‘Grow your own curry’ session on the 25th of November) and stuff I’ve never even heard of like ‘mouse melons’.
Sweet peas for Summer by Laetitia Maklouf. This beautiful lady has written a follow up to The Virgin Gardener, her break out successful book. She’s got style and artistry and there are wonderful little workshop suggestions. This is probably one for the girl gardener in your life as the book is so pretty.
I’ve also received some fiction books around the subject of food. They’ve all been awful, which is a shame as my favourite all time cookery plus fiction book is Heartburn by Nora Ephron who sadly died this year after a long illness. If I could write one book, this is the one I personally would like to have written. It’s caustic, light, frothy, bloody funny and sad. The recipes work too.
I've been more about the gardening books than the cookbooks this year. The Urban Kitchen Gardener is a must-have. The other ones I find myself dipping into constantly are Grow Your Food for Free by Dave Hamilton and Alys Fowler's The Edible Garden.
Ah ha, you have just confirmed what I always suspected, though I'm a bit disappointed by HFW – although whoever his ghost is, she is really good at capturing his tone and rhythm.
As for Yotam Ottelenghi, what a charming man. I have just rewatched his documentary on food in Jerusalem and love his enthusiasm and intelligence. No shouty chefs, starved waifs or fairy lights – my kind of writer and my kind of TV chef!
I think perhaps my Christmas List (and yours?) may have to include another bookshelf…
Nice shout-out for Heat, one of the most underrated food books out there. I love the Polpo book, too – cookery book design, for me, is what really hooks me in to start with!
Some books I've never thought twice about I'll now reconsider as a result of this. Glad you gave a shout out to Prashad- it's one of my favourite books of the year.
Mark: oh god yes, the shelf building to accommodate the books is bankrupting me!
Leigh: heat and heartburn are my two favourites from this list…
Danny: I must visit prashad
Marmamaduke: call me naive but I actually believed that they wrote their stuff. It's like finding out that there's no father Christmas ( which I believed in till I was like 12)
Sarah: will check out those gardening books
Good to see the ghost writer being a little bit championed. It is unsurprising and annoys me that the celeb fronting a book has to be so coy about it. Good on old Heston to insist his ghostie got a credit too for the book. I love the Ottolenghi Jerusalem book too. Will have to check out the others. Polpo is definitely on my list to 'to buy' books