I couldn’t eat toast for years when I was drinking heavily, because it was too noisy. Clarissa Dickson Wright.
Escargot is French for ‘fat crawling bag of phlegm’ Dave Barry.
I just heard I won a competition. The prize is a year’s supply of Marmite- one jar. Tim Vine.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? John Mendoza
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. P.J.O’Rourke.
The wife said she’d like to eat out for a change. So I moved the dining room table into the garden. Les Dawson.
The other night I ate a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. George Carlin.
Look! I’m using the original notches that came with my belt. Homer Simpson.
Menu
Tim Key and Chris on guitar
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A glass of giggly
Amuse-bouche
Nutty soup (with green cobnuts)
Fun guy and gnocci gnocci who’s there?
Stinking Bishop, Wensleydale (Wallace & Gromit’s favourite cheese), Crackers
Custard pie
Douwe Egberts coffee
Just reading the menu has brought a smile to my face – pretty good first thing in the morning.
Oh dear, I'm afraid may not be brave enough for the Stinking Bishop. Other than that though I can't wait for this. Really excited!
This is not fair. I think you should do an away event in Edinburgh… I have the required Aga.
hee hee! Ooo and who will be special guest?! Exciting stuff! xxx
funny! enjoyed these quotes.
thanks muchly for the titter via twitter first thing of a mornin'. now back to work i go……
Unbelievable – you have all the fun!