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What to buy each sun sign as a gift

September 12, 2010 7 Comments Filed Under: Christmas, Gardens, Uncategorized

It’s a bit early for Christmas but if you are very organised, a Virgo perhaps, then here are some hints:

Aries: a red rosette stating that they are ‘Number One’. Tweezers for their monobrow.
Taurus: Food, blankets, singing lessons.
Gemini: anything gossipy… Katie Price’s latest autobiography? Language courses. Subscription to Time Out.
Cancer: things to cook with; therapy; subscription to home improvements magazine, antiques.
Leo: wigs, a Hollywood style mirror with lots of lightbulbs around.
Virgo: sewing machine, gardening tools, anything craft.
Libra: dentistry, a session getting their colours done. 
Scorpio: cleaning products, drain cleaner, a voucher for colonic irrigation, sex.
Sagittarius: horse riding lessons, holidays, New Age books. 
Capricorn: stand up comedians course, a book to write their accounts in.
Aquarius: nothing, they don’t believe in Christmas.
Pisces: alcohol. Unless they are Muslim or underage in which case, a prayer book or music.

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  1. Ben Emlyn-Jones

    September 14, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    I'm Libra. What tooth colour should suit me! 🙂

    Reply
  2. MsMarmitelover

    September 14, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    Peach!

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  3. chumbles

    September 16, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Rats! Got it in one – alcohol is right, but decent red wine actually! Which is a bit of a giveaway. I loved the idea of the tweezers for the monobrow!

    Reply
  4. maxmaster

    October 16, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    Rats! Got it in one – alcohol is right, but decent red wine actually! Which is a bit of a giveaway. I loved the idea of the tweezers for the monobrow!

    Reply
  5. savethedollarmenu.com

    November 17, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    These are some great suggestions, I think a lot of my friends and family would like these gifts.

    Reply
  6. Castors

    December 1, 2010 at 11:03 am

    It's rally best suggestion from this post and i am virgo

    Reply
  7. Henry North London 2.0

    August 19, 2011 at 11:10 am

    You got me down to a tee. ( Aries)

    Reply

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