I had a plan. Go to Hampstead Heath in the morning with fungitobewith Andy Overall, forage mushrooms for that night’s dinner. Things didn’t quite work out that way.
“I’m a big geezer in a cowboy shirt” messaged Tim
“I’m a small large-breasted woman in a pink dress” I replied.
“Conditions are so dry, we aren’t finding anything. I hope to find Georges, but I think we picked them all on previous walks”