Last Thursday night Waitrose held a summer party at RIBA in central London. Getting invited to stuff like this is one of the perks of being a food blogger. Despite a guest list of 300, it’s doubtful that anyone will blog this. But hey, every lig deserves to be recorded doesn’t it?
“We want you to love us”.
“But I do love you”
“Then love us more”
he said slurpily. I guess he was drunk too.
“I’d love to be gripped by her thighs”.
“Where did you get those from?” I asked.
“In that room” one said pointing “we don’t want them to be wasted”